Speech Topics

Here is a list of funny speech topics. Keep in mind that funny speeches can be informative or persuasive. The funniest speeches come from some of the most simple of subjects.

For example, the late comedian, George Carlin, came up with the funniest topics by simply looking at the world around him and asking the question, “Why is that?” Why is a hot dog called a “hot dog”? Where did the name come from? And, speaking of hot dogs…

• What 5 things can you do with a hot dog besides eating it?
• The advantages and disadvantages of wearing long pants or skirts/dresses
• The best optical illusions to create the look of a clean house before parents come home.
• How to keep a very boring conversation going at a party.
• Ways to use stickers that aren’t sticky anymore.
• How to make a 3-course meal using a coffee maker.
• Foolproof ways to avoid someone you don’t like.
• 5 things you can do with the lint from a dryer.
• What it’s like raising an obnoxious pet.
• The craziest thing you ever tried to cook or bake.
• Nutty ways to condition your hair so you can save money.
• 5-10 off-beat ways to raise money for a good cause.
• How many ways can you change the letters in your name to show different sides of your personality.
• How to make your bedroom look clean in less than 5 minutes.
• What to do with gum in places you can’t chew it.
• How to hide food you hate on a plate, napkin, in a glass, etc.
• The best hiding places for your most treasured stuff.
• What do you think your teacher does when not teaching?
• If you were President, how would you make life more fun?
• 10 reasons why you shouldn’t have to clean your room every day.
• Things you should never say or ask on a first date.

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