Funny Speech Topics
.
Here is a list of funny speech topics. Keep in mind that funny speeches can be informative or persuasive. The funniest speeches come from some of the most simple of subjects.
For example, the late comedian, George Carlin, came up with the funniest topics by simply looking at the world around him and asking the question, “Why is that?” Why is a hot dog called a “hot dog”? Where did the name come from? And, speaking of hot dogs…
- What 5 things can you do with a hot dog besides eating it?
- The advantages and disadvantages of wearing long pants or skirts/dresses
- The best optical illusions to create the look of a clean house before parents come home.
- How to keep a very boring conversation going at a party.
- Ways to use stickers that aren’t sticky anymore.
- How to make a 3-course meal using a coffee maker.
- Foolproof ways to avoid someone you don’t like.
- 5 things you can do with the lint from a dryer.
- What it’s like raising an obnoxious pet.
- The craziest thing you ever tried to cook or bake.
- Nutty ways to condition your hair so you can save money.
- 5-10 off-beat ways to raise money for a good cause.
- How many ways can you change the letters in your name to show different sides of your personality.
- How to make your bedroom look clean in less than 5 minutes.
- What to do with gum in places you can’t chew it.
- How to hide food you hate on a plate, napkin, in a glass, etc.
- The best hiding places for your most treasured stuff.
- What do you think your teacher does when not teaching?
- If you were President, how would you make life more fun?
- 10 reasons why you shouldn’t have to clean your room every day.
- Things you should never say or ask on a first date.
[...] Funny Speech Topics For a Persuasive Speech [...]
.. Those are not really funny speech topic’s!!.. sorry =[
They’re not persuasive topics… they are funny though.
does not help me srry tho
those arent funny at all
Those aren’t funny…. sry! BUT, there are a lot of other great speech topics you could do! funny or not… Ex: Vegetarianism (this could get you a lot of points!!) , Weird Dreams, What can you do with a paperclip, Weird names parents give their kids, Annoying things to do in an elevator, etc….
Those dont help at all, their not even funny
these arent funny @ all some really funny topics are why school stinks, how to be a comedian, 10 ways to order a pizza, how to cheat on a test, 5 reasons you dont want to write the speech, etc.
funny ones like 10 ways to irrated a telemarketer
WTFFFFIS THIS THE SPEECH TOPICS R NOT FUNNY WTHHHHH!!!
there pretty cool
not at all funny ……..
These are “how-to” topics. these are NOT persuasive topics
FAIL.
We’re working on it! Hang in there!
Hi, I hope you take a moment to review some of the new articles on the site and we would also invite your feedback. We’re getting there and we hope you check back with us and provide us with speech topics that you are really interested in. ~Shawna
Ian, I have been an English teacher for years. Frankly, I’ve never heard of a 3-5 minute speech. A speech is comprised of an introduction, the facts (can be funny), and a conclusion. What you’re looking for is just something to comment on—which is not a true speech; it is simply that—a comment.
Ian,
ANY topic can be made to last only 4 minutes. It’s not the topic; it’s knowing how to write a short speech: sticking to the main facts, and knowing what details are really that important.
very informative thankyou